Somu pls don’t mind…ur name is there many times in these…

Here we go….

Ramu : Hey.. my submarine software is not sinking into the water!!what could be wrong?
Somu : may be u have used float instead of double in the software

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Ramu: i am very very sure that the guy who just talked to me is a Software engineer…
Somu: how do u say that?
ramu: he asked my physical address instead of my home address!

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Ramu: shhhh…I think the SW Engr who is sitting in the next cabin must be a farmer before .
somu: How do u know…?
Ramu: he asked me today if there is a way to cultivate the bit fields..!!

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Somu : Hey Bull, Can you do me a favor?
Can you pass on this 500 ruppees to Suthi..?
Bull : Sure… why not? But tell me one thing. Tell me whether its pass by value or pass by reference…
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ramu: Hey… I think that SW Engg is very very naive..
somu: How do u say that?
ramu: He believes that there is an Arabian Sea next to Arabin Sea.

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ramu: Hey…. whats time now?
somu: System time or local time…??
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ramu: Hey… I have a problem. My system is not booting up!
somu: may be, its internal buses are on strike…check out!

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ramu : (while browsing the TV) what is this? I have heard of Star Sports, Star Movies and Star Plus. Whats this Star Equals??? Is it a new Star channel?
somu : No, = operator has been overloaded in Star Channel.

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seetha : I think that SW Engr is very naive…
geetha : how do u say that?
seetha : He believes “Rascal” is a new version of Pascal!

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Ramu : why are u wipping ur terminal very often with
a cloth?
Somu : clear command is not working properly for my
terminal. that’s why?

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babu : yesterday I bought a new TV whose terminal is
compatible with computer… but its audio portion
is not at all working
gopu : may be its compatible only with dumb terminals???

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Vanish: We have shifted our home to RK Puram now…
soni : right shift or left shift??

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Software DT in Heaven:
ramu : hey.. I coudlnt send a mail to Hell
today…it says mail “demon” not running…
somu : ur case is better! … for me, it says “ghost
not reachable” and bounces back!

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enjoy…

adois.